The dirty adventures of a married mother of four

  There are parties you look forward to, and then there are the ones you plan your month around. This was very much the latter. I’d spent days perfecting my outfit - part fantasy, part “please don’t let me get pulled over by the police dressed like this.” By the time I left the house, I looked every inch the sci-fi goddess version of myself: tight outfit, gravity-defying cleavage, hair that would make a stylist weep, and those infamous buns (can you guess what I dressed as?). I laughed the whole drive thinking about having to explain myself if I got stopped - or worse, crashed. We arrived safely, took some photos outside, and the compliments started before we’d even crossed the threshold. It’s amazing how confident you feel once you lean into looking utterly ridiculous. The Fantasy Fulfilled Inside, we bumped straight into Robbie and Heather a fun-loving friend’s with benefits couple. Heather is totally gay, apart form Robbie. Robbie’s jaw dropped when he saw me. “You have no i...